William and I got a yeast infection this week, so we are trying our favorite remedies (and cutting back on the chocolate - sigh!). Gentian Violet is an old anti-fungal remedy that has one main (and somewhat funny) side effect; it turns everything purple. Learn more about Using Gentian Violet.
No, I did not sleep in my bowl of blueberries, nor did I try Willy Wonka's infamous gum. 
This is what I look like the morning after mom and I are treated with GV the night before.
Travis, Dad, and Mr. Purple...
"The Talk" How to Treat Women: Lesson 1. Dad explains to William that Mom likes William better when he is not yelling at her.